Thursday, August 16, 2007

Zach and Miri Make a Porno? Take the blue pill...

Kevin Smith, sir, where for art thou?

That's just there for the search engines, sir. Gotta keep you coming back for more.

Just watched your interview with AOTS about, among other things, Zach and Miri Make a Porno. Man, you're getting enough pre-release, no, pre-production hype for this as The Man Who Killed Don Quixote. OK, at least I was privy to that one and really wanted to see it. I guess what I'm saying is that there is already tons of talk about this and even getting a page from the script published in Entertainment Weekly before it actually gets made.

That's gotta be some pressure. I mean there is so much pressure to perform that I'd expect that Zach needs to pop a few blue pills just to get it up. You'll need fluffers (look it up people, I'm not linking to that one) on press junkets. I can hear the bam-chika-wah-wah music now to keep things in the mood.

Just a little funnin' with you, sir. I know you can pull this off with all the witty, irreverent humor that you are known for.

So, while you're working away on Zach and Miri how about Jennifer, your lovely bride, takes a crack at producing a movie she said she always wants to see and never finds. One that reminds her of Alias and the reason she fell in love with that series.

A strong, take no prisoners, female action movie with humor and
heart. A story about a widowed soccer mom who, struggling to make
ends meet, turns to the only line of work she has ever been any good at:
contract killer. And then top it all off with the fact that her deceased
ex-husband turns out to be not-quite-so, kidnaps their daughter, and forces mom
to fight for the daughter's life.

Throw into the mix lots of hilarity, some keystone criminals, and kick ass action... what more could you want?

Call me, sir.

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